"Plastic Happiness"
I turned on the TV and saw there was a war  So I got up and went to my favorite store  Cause instead of getting up and takin’ some action It’s easier to get some simple satisfaction   I can have a little Plastic Happiness Have a little Plastic Happiness I can occupy myself with manufactured distraction Have a little Plastic Happiness   Well it’s lonely here in the basement tonight I should get out and find a little hottie delight But instead of getting out and goin’ out to the bar I can go in online chatrooms and avoid the scars   I can have a little Plastic Happiness Have a little Plastic Happiness I can pacify myself with artificial affection Have a little Plastic Happiness     I could find some peace   In striving to achieve  But it takes so much effort    I’d rather self-deceive    And I’m fat and I’m happy in my house up on the hill I got instant contentment in a bottle of pills And I could go out and make the world a better place But I’ll sit here watchin’  TV with a smile on my face   And I’ll have a little Plastic Happiness Have a little Plastic Happiness I won’t worry ‘bout the future and I’ll take no action Have a little Plastic Happiness